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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Inside the mind of an Indian Male

Alright, not all men are degenerate but even seemingly normal men sometimes get on the nerves of the fairer sex. I have always been a crusader of decent men, but I believe that the 'decent' Homosapien is a threatened species. In all my female life, my interactions with this species has been painfully sparse. This is my feeble attempt at studying the mind of the Indian Male and its perceptions.

* Food --- Lots of it. (I'm yet to come across an Indian male who eats less)

* Sex --- A study suggests that 54% men think about sex everyday or several times a day! The male species never ceases to amaze me.

* A woman walking on the road, irrespective of what she's wearing --- Stare at her bosom and or derriere.

* A girl wearing trousers and a T-shirt (unless it resembles a sack) ---- Look at the way she's dressed / She's inviting trouble / She's easy / I can misbehave and she won't mind.

* A woman --- Fit only for household chores / Sex ( Predominantly because the Indian Society is a hypocrite, we are connoisseurs who gave the world the Kamasutra, but sex remains a taboo and women are still objects.)

* Looking for a wife --- Beautiful,tall,slim,fair with a high dowry and good salary ( The guy in question looks like and has a temperament of a baboon).

* Wife --- (Read Woman), brood mare with preference for male offspring(female offspring reflects on the woman and not the man), may provide financial support but must slog for the house too. In the case of not providing financial support, she better not raise her voice.

* Sister --- Better get her married off as soon as possible/ She has absolutely no rights over our Father's property.

* Daughter --- Provide her education, ensure she gets a job and get her married off. Daughter is duty, nothing else.

* Money --- Required for smooth-sailing with all of the above/ booze / any other decadent expenditure only the male mind will incur.

Then there's a section of the male population which has a completely different selection criteria for a woman to love or a girlfriend and a woman to marry. The male population however can sow its wild oats and can gloat about being 'experienced'. Married or not, monogamy is severely under-rated in today's world.

So I believe, majority of the Indian male mindset revolves around the above, if not all of them. 

3 comments:

  1. Why this kolaveri kolveri kolaveri di???????????

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  2. Grrrr.. your "if not all of them" made me not to comment on this :/

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    1. I know.. I always accommodate the "good" minority too :P

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