Dear Finance Major,
This letter is to let you know that while you are busy counting numbers, you should take some time off and count my heart rate every time you are in the vicinity. While you are breaking your head over balance sheets, you should know it's relatively easier to tally your assets and my liabilities.
I'm honest about my intangible feelings for you and would love to share cups of coffee listening to your Finance raving and hopefully learn something from you. As I'm bad at Finance, I'm hoping you would manage our joint finances.
If you choose to enter this parternship, you shall benefit from my 4ps- Polite,Pally, Pleasing personality and Passion. You should know I have already targetted you as an apt choice to meet my parents. I shall leave the positioning to you.
In the same breath, I have to say you are more preoccupied about stock bonds than strengthening our bond. My interest rate in your bond is increasing day by day and if you don't cash in soon, I'm afraid your value will fall in my eyes. So kindly use your call option and call me. It would be beneficial to our parternship if you propose your bid and I shall sign the dotted line within speculated duration.
Hoping for a long partnership,
Yours Truly Marketing Major.
